I’m on a ‘restricted’ one Officer…..
Posted by Leeb - 23/11/08 at 09:11:49 pmI want a dog. I need a licence.
I want to go fishing for trout. I need a licence.
I want a gun. I need a licence.
I want to run my car on a public road. I need a licence.
You get the picture here right?
How about the most massively World impacting thing a person could want…..
I want a baby! [Well get the hole right and whammo - easy peasy].
Isn’t it about time that we [the World] looked at procreation from a different perspective…THE CHILDS POINT OF VIEW? Would they want an ill-educated, non-providing moron of a father, who lets say for this example, might put them in a tumble drier for entertainment? I think not.
How about us implementing a system where people [loving parents to be- be they gay, straight, martian -whatever] have to sit a basic competency test and get a licence with all the fun ‘restrictions’ that we have on other licences?
This isn’t a violation of Human Rights [whereas kicking or hanging a child on a clothes line IS], it’s common sense. Some people cannot manage their own existences - let alone care for something which may affect our lives [yup thats you too...] in some way when it’s all developed…
“Oh - but I can’t afford the fees!” - Well that’s OK too, cos the Government in their wisdom have provided a loan - yes a loan for you to have a child/ren… licence. That way you won’t abuse your investment will you? And if you do there will be a course of Prison to sober you up as you have violated the T&C’s of the loan - isn’t that right? Might have to stop with the TAB/fags/alloys etc for this month if you REALLY want the baby…
Lets wake up and stop reading about little fragile kids/animals/old people being abused. 21st Century? I wish it were. More like Oliver Twist.
Why…..
Posted by Leeb - 22/05/08 at 02:05:00 am…..Do old people insist in going out at lunchtimes?
It’s not that I would want to infringe on their human rights to do so…but they HAVE ALL DAY - EVERYDAY to do their shopping for their singular loaf or lotto or nappies.
Did this start in the 40’s and they did it their whole life?
Why do they insist on driving at 30kmh in anything from 50-100 zones?
C’mon folks you’ve had your lives…let us younger people have the lunchtimes!
In saying that… you can be damned certain I’ll be hovering my little ‘hovering thing’ at lunchtime…well below the posted hovering limit when I’m a hundred and thirty!