…Seems a most difficult task to get my head around at the mo’- trying to create an elevator pitch which basically says “I don’t have a job, I don’t really want a job but if you want some help with your particular ‘thing’ -I will astound you with my powers of fast-comprehension and delivery, so even though you don’t know me from a bar of soap, lets talk further”

mmmm. Pitch development today methinks. I would love your help.

…just shows how long ago I wrote my CV.

I found it really hard to keep it relevant and to summarise what I do as a matter of course in my life into a format that really sells it….and to fit my life into the 345 characters specified by linkedin.

I’m with Josh Harris on this one, just put me on camera 24 x 7, and you prospective peeps - who I would just lurve to help with your stuff can “interview” me [view being the operative word here]….and you can base your opinion upon what you see and hear, not what I sanitise in my CV for you all…should save you some interviewing time methinks

Cheers and thanks for watching……what? you mean you’re not watching me on my little laptop camera whist I write this….

New and improved as advertised, from now on only the positive will be emphasised, the negative need not apply!

Doesn’t mean to say that the discussion might not make your blood boil or get your minds’ little voice echoeing “what?, nah, never!, what is he on about?”……

here we go> well tommorrow anyway.

I want to go fishing for trout. I need a licence.

I want a gun. I need a licence.

I want to run my car on a public road. I need a licence.

You get the picture here right?

How about the most massively World impacting thing a person could want…..

I want a baby! [Well get the hole right and whammo - easy peasy].

Isn’t it about time that we [the World] looked at procreation from a different perspective…THE CHILDS POINT OF VIEW? Would they want an ill-educated, non-providing moron of a father, who lets say for this example, might put them in a tumble drier for entertainment? I think not.

How about us implementing a system where people [loving parents to be- be they gay, straight, martian -whatever]  have to sit a basic competency  test and get a licence with all the fun ‘restrictions’ that we have on other licences?

This isn’t a violation of Human Rights [whereas kicking or hanging a child on a clothes line IS], it’s common sense. Some people cannot manage their own existences - let alone care for something which may affect our lives [yup thats you too...] in some way when it’s all developed…

“Oh - but I can’t afford the fees!” - Well that’s OK too, cos the Government in their wisdom have provided a loan - yes a loan for you to have a child/ren… licence. That way you won’t abuse your investment will you? And if you do there will be a course of Prison to sober you up as you have violated the T&C’s of the loan - isn’t that right? Might have to stop with the TAB/fags/alloys etc for this month if you REALLY want the baby…

Lets wake up and stop reading about little fragile kids/animals/old people being abused. 21st Century? I wish it were. More like Oliver Twist.

Did this start in the 40’s and they did it their whole life?

Why do they insist on driving at 30kmh in anything from 50-100 zones?

C’mon folks you’ve had your lives…let us younger people have the lunchtimes!

In saying that… you can be damned certain I’ll be hovering my little ‘hovering thing’ at lunchtime…well below the posted hovering limit when I’m a hundred and thirty!