I’m on a ‘restricted’ one Officer…..

I want a dog. I need a licence.

I want to go fishing for trout. I need a licence.

I want a gun. I need a licence.

I want to run my car on a public road. I need a licence.

You get the picture here right?

How about the most massively World impacting thing a person could want…..

I want a baby! [Well get the hole right and whammo - easy peasy].

Isn’t it about time that we [the World] looked at procreation from a different perspective…THE CHILDS POINT OF VIEW? Would they want an ill-educated, non-providing moron of a father, who lets say for this example, might put them in a tumble drier for entertainment? I think not.

How about us implementing a system where people [loving parents to be- be they gay, straight, martian -whatever]  have to sit a basic competency  test and get a licence with all the fun ‘restrictions’ that we have on other licences?

This isn’t a violation of Human Rights [whereas kicking or hanging a child on a clothes line IS], it’s common sense. Some people cannot manage their own existences - let alone care for something which may affect our lives [yup thats you too...] in some way when it’s all developed…

“Oh - but I can’t afford the fees!” - Well that’s OK too, cos the Government in their wisdom have provided a loan - yes a loan for you to have a child/ren… licence. That way you won’t abuse your investment will you? And if you do there will be a course of Prison to sober you up as you have violated the T&C’s of the loan - isn’t that right? Might have to stop with the TAB/fags/alloys etc for this month if you REALLY want the baby…

Lets wake up and stop reading about little fragile kids/animals/old people being abused. 21st Century? I wish it were. More like Oliver Twist.

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